Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 127th Edition

last SG · 2009-10-01T11:22:40+00:00

just woke up..feels good waking up everyday knowing its a holiday..yah lar. *sprays insecticde*

fudgester SG

school 1 got running track meh?

u mean that giant field around G,H,J,K coy?

There's a 400m running track..... near the medical center, I think.

kopiosatu SG

There's a 400m running track..... near the medical center, I think.

oh wait, now i remember

the football field where the helicopter lands, and the grass flies all the way to our bunk which isn't that near the field.

SBS2601D SG

A level students are sibeh cmi

they give us headaches at the squadron

and i have no idea why they post A level students to be technicians

the farkers have trouble passing the test at air force school!!!

this is what you get when people just study all the time and have no hands on experience.

Unfair statement leh.....me and my 2 JC mates worked our bums off without question. And we work with the N level, O level guys also and we got along fine.

Ah.....the days of stinking of diesel and sweat together.

Contrast that to the 2 poly guys we replaced...why replace? Bcos they chaokeng and refused to sail bcos of the amount of shit work and mental stress we get.

Disclaimer: Nothing against poly guys....its just I find it very unfair to lump all JC kias into the buei zhor category.

Unfortunately I soon learned why such claims surfaced.....back in BMT there were pricks who looked down on others. Refuse to help those in need.....smirk at those "weaker". Others complain so much about work I wish I had ear-plugs.

After I came across the poly guys I mentioned.....I concluded it isn't just as simple as JC/poly or what. Its a general trend.

And for the record, the O level guys all went to chaokeng causing me and my JC mates to wish fervently for ORD.

I was lookout for 18 hrs straight on my ORD sailing....scanning the horizons from day to night with not even time to sit! All these bcos some arseholes refused to share the workload with the 3 of us who didn't even report sick once throughout our tenure!

kopiosatu SG

because of the way the bmt intake goes now.. first 2 quarters of the year are given to jc batches whereas poly batches occupies the 3rd and 4th..

just like why last time air ops specs were all A lvl grads but now takes in poly students too.

luckily i don't have to handle them already

all their SI is farking low.

no initiative to even help their batch mates.

don't have the mentality to finish earlier, get to go home earlier.

SBS2601D SG

No.... he went to SAFSA, and that was the last I heard of him....

This was the fella who chao keng like hell as well.... he skipped all the bayonet fighting lessons, grenade throwing lessons, route marches, went for one single SOC lesson, skipped BMT outfield entirely....

You think leh?

Just about as well. Some "elite" there.

And there was this recruit who tried to get all of us recruits to do push-ups.

There was of course a revolt against this prick who simply wanted to exercise his "powers" and "prepare for OCS".

kopiosatu SG

Unfair statement leh.....me and my 2 JC mates worked our bums off without question. And we work with the N level, O level guys also and we got along fine.

Ah.....the days of stinking of diesel and sweat together.

Contrast that to the 2 poly guys we replaced...why replace? Bcos they chaokeng and refused to sail bcos of the amount of shit work and mental stress we get.

Disclaimer: Nothing against poly guys....its just I find it very unfair to lump all JC kias into the buei zhor category.

After I came across the poly guys I mentioned.....I concluded it isn't just as simple as JC/poly or what. Its a general trend.

And for the record, the O level guys all went to chaokeng causing me and my JC mates to wish fervently for ORD.

u good lor

u should look at the clowns we get at my side.

give u the blur look and they are supposed to be smarter than you

won't move until u kick their butts

i have more fun with the poly batch than the A level fellas who don't move a muscle

stellazio SG

luckily i don't have to handle them already

all their SI is farking low.

no initiative to even help their batch mates.

don't have the mentality to finish earlier, get to go home earlier.

actually the airforce shouldnt even be taking in nsfs because of the nature of the work, the secruity complications..like last time according to the old enciks the airforce was all regulars, but those idiotic scholars cames up with plans like pp1/pp2 and started chasing all the regulars away..now there's even a new scheme to cover up for the failures called MDES.

kopiosatu SG

MDES is a joke

and the best part is was conceived by the fella who came up with the previous plan.

its to cover his own sh*t up.

and now the assforce is commercialising.

lovely.

stellazio SG

MDES is a joke

and the best part is was conceived by the fella who came up with the previous plan.

its to cover his own sh*t up.

and now the assforce is commercialising.

lovely.

yep, when i asked one of the enciks about his thoughts on mdes, he said "fark mdes, its the same shit but different name"..

have no idea why in the airforce, your place is justified not by how good you're at your job but rather your ability and time to do saigang in the organization like planning for retiree dinners etc..

same goes for the pilots, and they wonder why most 85% of the pilots leaves after their 10 year bond..

but for the many regulars who made the move over to ST, they're enjoying it.. firstly they get paid OT and OT seems like a everyday thing in fact it is, those former 1sg who used to draw 2k are now earning double 4k+ although their starting salary is lower..dont need to take shit from superiors, and dont need to do organization bullshit, which means they're left to just concentrate on their job. so in a sense its good.

kopiosatu SG

i remember when i went in, PP1 / PP2 JUST started

then they say "only the top 10% will get PP2"

yeah. good.

now the 10% are the ones who cmi outside so they stay.

my hardworking squadron personnel have either ORD-ed, early release or waiting to go. some even take PP2 then resign.

the lazy ones are the ones who might want to stay.

SBS2601D SG

u good lor

u should look at the clowns we get at my side.

give u the blur look and they are supposed to be smarter than you

won't move until u kick their butts

i have more fun with the poly batch than the A level fellas who don't move a muscle

I dunno why some people can chaokeng without batting an eye. And they are the ones who's supposed to have "good" work ethics.

There was even a period of time I went home late at night everyday....because there was no other NSFs besides us to splice the ropes. The regulars were having their training so no one else could help.

The others? Sorry....my back pain. I cannot do. (Ok fine...give benefit of doubt)

Sorry....I dunno how to do. (Can learn right???)

Sorry....can I go early? I got driving lesson. (Cpl asking us 3SGs.....we could say no, but then we are all NSFs....so we just LL and say yes)

After the 3 of us ORD on the same day....we went to another regular's wedding....but the existing NSFs were not invited. In a ship that's only 100+m and what's supposed to be a close-knit family this is totally unthinkable and tells a lot about the immense problems given by the batch after us.

And just before I ORD....one of the O lvl folk's parents complained about my unit "torturing" their son. The officer was so pissed he wanted to talk to the parents directly and make them "ashamed they ever had a son like that".

kopiosatu SG

yep, when i asked one of the enciks about his thoughts on mdes, he said "fark mdes, its the same shit but different name"..

have no idea why in the airforce, your place is justified not by how good you're at your job but rather your ability and time to do saigang in the organization like planning for retiree dinners etc..

same goes for the pilots, and they wonder why most 85% of the pilots leaves after their 10 year bond..

u know the annual audits?

most of the time they can't catch anything on your normal work

half the time they fault you on your secondary appointment.

what does the management say about this? stay back after work to do secondary appointment.

stay back for what f*ck? i don't have OT, i am paid to do one job.

i am amazed that some of my colleagues go back on weekends to clear their secondary appointment.

stellazio SG

i remember when i went in, PP1 / PP2 JUST started

then they say "only the top 10% will get PP2"

yeah. good.

now the 10% are the ones who cmi outside so they stay.

my hardworking squadron personnel have either ORD-ed, early release or waiting to go. some even take PP2 then resign.

the lazy ones are the ones who might want to stay.

the scholars thought they by saying only the top 10% will get it they thought they were motivating people to work harder outside of their regular job..

cause maybe they themselves were the top 10% in their educational pursuits so they wanted to keep only the elites, but it backfired horribly.

SBS2601D SG

Ahahaha....MDES.

$$ politics rearing its head again.

It would seriously disappoint those who signed on for their genuine patriotism. Which aren't many.

kopiosatu SG

I dunno why some people can chaokeng without batting an eye. And they are the ones who's supposed to have "good" work ethics.

The others? Sorry....my back pain. I cannot do. (Ok fine...give benefit of doubt)

Sorry....I dunno how to do. (Can learn right???)

Sorry....can I go early? I got driving lesson. (Cpl asking us 3SGs.....we could say no, but then we are all NSFs....so we just LL and say yes)

only the hardworking NSFs get invited to our Regular meet up sessions.

the lazy farkers can piss off. Regulars included.

stellazio SG

u know the annual audits?

most of the time they can't catch anything on your normal work

half the time they fault you on your secondary appointment.

what does the management say about this? stay back after work to do secondary appointment.

stay back for what f*ck? i don't have OT, i am paid to do one job.

i am amazed that some of my colleagues go back on weekends to clear their secondary appointment.

precisely, instead of being judged on your work performance, you have to justfiy your place with secondary appointments that are frankly bullshit and a waste of time.

i remember chief once saying to the pilots, all of you're expected to know how to fly, but what we want to see is your capability to do more then just that.. while its a similar case, maybe in the pilots cases they're talking bout future commanders and heads of departments, so they have to choose the right people, but for most of the specs..wtf..

kopiosatu SG

the scholars thought they by saying only the top 10% will get it they thought they were motivating people to work harder outside of their regular job..

cause maybe they themselves were the top 10% in their educational pursuits so they wanted to keep only the elites, but it backfired horribly.

an ex-colleague was due to ORD

encik came up to him "eh, they offering you to stay short term, plus promotion to SSG"

ex-colleague : "how short?"

encik : "3 years"

ex-colleague : "siao, 1 year i might consider, 3 years they can go f*ck off"

yes, they were that desperate.

even in their desperation, they couldn't think logically enough NOT to offer people 3 year contracts and consider it short

kopiosatu SG

Ahahaha....MDES.

$$ politics rearing its head again.

It would seriously disappoint those who signed on for their genuine patriotism. Which aren't many.

actually something is wrong when people sign on purely for patrotism / military / uniform.

and the very thing that the employee likes... pisses him / her off enough to leave.

stellazio SG

Ahahaha....MDES.

$$ politics rearing its head again.

It would seriously disappoint those who signed on for their genuine patriotism. Which aren't many.

my major gribes are with the S1s all of whom seems so farking lazy and only knows how to shoot their work here and there..once i was even "tasked" by her to log the nsmen flying hours for their payment, i erupted, complained to my OC and he shot the work straight back at her in a not so nice email..after that she didnt dare try that again..

anyway for the airforce, i dont think people actually signed on cause of patriotism but because of the nature of the job, maybe its more for the interest in the aviation sector.

army yes, airforce highly doubt so.

SBS2601D SG

an ex-colleague was due to ORD

encik came up to him "eh, they offering you to stay short term, plus promotion to SSG"

ex-colleague : "how short?"

encik : "3 years"

ex-colleague : "siao, 1 year i might consider, 3 years they can go f*ck off"

yes, they were that desperate.

even in their desperation, they couldn't think logically enough NOT to offer people 3 year contracts and consider it short

They scared if one person get the 1 year contract, everyone will clamour for it.

But then whose fault is it?

Before I ORD....I was brought into a sibei nice aircon room with refreshments in the midst of a full colonel with the rest of my batch.

There he tried to cajole the bunch of us into staying for 6 months....we brought up the uni clashing issue and he said along the lines of just sign on the dotted line and we'll see.

Not surprisingly nobody wanted to carry on in an overstretched squadron that might not guarantee a troubleless transition to uni.

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